0 - 30 in 6 moments

Zero to thirty in 6 moments…!!! Wt crap is tat???.....is wt al u guys mite be wondering n even thinking….gosh 1^st of al dis guy doesn’t know how to write blogs n his eng is worse than the street bt stil he makes attempts to write dem n above tat such weird topics….something must be terribly wrong wid dis person n I guess he better consent some psycho fast.

Hmmmm I agree I dunno eng as much as u guys reading it bt still dis topic is a nice 1…

0-30 in 6 moments…………dis is jus to c hw v live our life’s n hw many moments have v been able to create or live in such a big span of time..

1^st moment – obviously if u love your life n wt your den it must start with your birth. Soo lets consider dis 1 of the biggest moments in your life..!!!(bt if u don’t like ur life den dis 1 is nt fr u…!!!!!!!)

2^nd moment –(0-1) u wldn even know dis second moment but most of u would cherish dis is photos…!!! Ur 1st bday celebration which would have been done on a grand scale by your mom n dad…!!! all that big cakes n the huge bday bash…….!!!!!! it would had been pretty nice only we could have witnessed it…!!

3^rd moment – (1-12) dis is fr some guys/gals who are pretty fast…!!! Your 1^st crush at the age of mite be 5yrs..!! coz before that I don’t thk v’ll able 2 remember…..!!!! ‘ god da she was soo cute u know….those chubby cheeks n al….n she used to kiss me all over ma face….i wonder if she’s ready to do it now as well…’ – one friend telling it to the other about the things which had happened to him/her 10 years ago….!!!!!!

Other than this I wouldn’t think anyone would have done anything which they would remember through their lifetime…!!!!! (except falling down from cycle or something n getting bruises or have a fracture)

4^th moment –(13-15) we wouldn’t have done anything worthwhile until we get into out teens n entering it is as well considered a big moment….!!! soo lets give it a slot as well…!!!

5^th moment – (16-19) slowly when we get into our later teens den de girl/boy friend thing starts creeping into each n everybody’s mind…!!for all those who have been successful in getting their respective guys/gals n for their love we dedicate dis moment….!!!!(for others who haven’t found their love like me…..we will just say ‘ah big deal we are happy being single n ready to mingle wid each n every other guy/gal…!!!’ ;)

Oh yah hw could ny1 forget all the booze n the batis (beedi’s n cigar’s[for the rich spoilt brats]) during the late n very late teens….!!! its quite achievement by itself……!!!!!the best part is to do it widout the parents getting to know about it…!!! ;)

6^th moment – (20-26) ‘you know wt my son/daughter got a job’……your parents are as excited as you are n you think off finally done something commendable..!!

N yah dis is for people like me who don’t study…..macha 1 back lo….macha ac(all clear)……lo maga 3 back band butthu lo….che yen madadhu…!!!!! Lo yako placement agala ansathe…!!!

7^th moment –(26-28) dis is de 1 most of dem would be waiting for…”MARRIAGE”……..hy dude ‘m getting married in a couple of weeks……..dude ‘ll be having fun in a few days time da…. ;) the other guy/gal ‘ll be thinking ‘tho lucky bastard n telling to mom – mummy when you searching a bride/groom for me or shall I only do it….!!!!’

Also dis moment includes de 1 which would be more awaited than marriage..!! de post marriage ceremony…!! “THE HONEYMOON”…..!!!!!!!!!!(no description about it as itz a family blog…!!! ;) )

8^th moment –(28-30) n finally it mite be last moment before you reach 30 yrs…!!! ‘congrats maga….bt yen ful urgent huh…inna mon mone thane madve agle maklu…yeno pa….’(congrats dude….bt u seem to be in a hurry….itz not been too long since your marriage na…bt still children….hmmmm!!!!!!), de reply would be like wt do to my partner is very impatient n wanted to have it soo couldn’t help it u see….!!! ;)

So finally in 30 yrs we could just come up with 8 moments which we can remember of we have lived it thoroughly and enjoyed our life…!!!! now u mite be wondering….dis guy has forgotten his maths n it comes up2 8 moments n not 6….bt again not everybody would have experienced all of these moments soo…!!!!!!!

Common guys n gals we can do better…..i don’t have to tell you how many days are their in a year….soo in 30 yrs only 8 -10 days…!!! Not fair is it…!!! Live life to de fullest n make each n everyday a memorable one soo that u can count each one of dem…!!!!!!

Also I would like to mention one more thing…if you can see itz your parents who have helped you reach this stage and they are the one’s who are responsible for whoever you are today…!! Be it in celebrating your b’day even though u didn’t tel them too or giving you enough money to spend it on your gal/boy friends or on all the enjoyment…from small stuff like movies and hotels to your expensive branded clothes as well as your trips……!!!!! Be indebted to them and show it to them that you are thankful to there deeds and will always be….by doing this it gives them immense happiness and they would except anything else other than this……….!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT AND NJOY UR LIFE WHILE YOU CAN…..!!!!!

P.S: dis is only ma conception of life n wouldn’t tell that each n everybody’s life would be like dis…!!!! It mite be better(it mite be worse as well….)

the MORON(part 2)...!!!

the contents of de previous blog had to be removed or deleted due to unavoidable circumstances n vicious acts(like de 1 in de pic) upon the blogger by moron himself(even thou de figure in de pic is a lil inappropriate or rather disproportionate)........!!!!!!!

bt moron has no regrets by doing such an offence on the blogger n causing inconvenience to ma dear readers..!!!

de blogger is very sorry about de deletion but couldnt be avoided coz of de above situation bt assures de readers to stay tuned for more entertaiment.....!!!!!


P.S: moron u can have de laugh now bt i assure u tat 'll be de one having de last laugh.....(hahahahahaha)..!!!

the MORON..!!!

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words help express ur imagination..
but sumtym's dots n blanks to it better..

der is sumthng dots n blanks can do better
for everythng else der is MASTER CARD...!!!

day dreaming...!!!

uski reshmi zulphon ko dekh kar usse sehlane ka mann kar raha tha..!!!
uski shabnami aankhon ke ishara samathe huae mein sirf uski ankhon mein aankhe dalke ussi ko dektha raha...!!!
uski gulaabi gaal ko dekhthe huae usse chumne ko dil keh raha tha...!!!
uski woh rasile pyase honth ko bighodene ka mann kar raha tha...!!!
uski chand jaisa chehra ko dekh the huae apne pann ka aysas ho raha tha...!!!
uski kulli hui bhahe dekh ji kar raha tha ki usse apne bhahon mein lipat loon...!!!
uski ek ek dil ki dhadkan ko sunthe huae samaj aaya ki woh mujse keh rehe tha "yeh dhadaktha hai tho sirf tere liye...!!!
aur yeh kambatkth mera mobile ki ganti ko sunthe huae phata chala ki mein abhi tak sapna dekh raha tha...!!!

P.S: dis is purely fictional & does not resemble any person living or dead..!!
any comparison made by any person is left to his/her own discrepancies...!!!

WE THE CITIZENS

dis is one of the topics when comes up for discussion among friends always ends up with a note that ah INDIA is useless and nothing is gonna happen in this country...!!!
but 2day i wanna take up this issue coz i feel if our generation has this attitude about our nation who are the future then 'm pretty sure n afraid that how the topics ends at the discussion is whats gonna happen in reality...!!!
first of all itz very easy to blame it upon the politicians for the state of our country..thats what even the politicians do...blame it on the opposition party for all the short comings...but what i ask is when we can do the blame y cant the politicians...even they are human after all....if u want the politicians to change then itz very much important for us to change our outlook...stop blaming for each n every simple things on others n take atleast sum action...
for instance the other day few days back before the election in our state i was in a conversation about it n what i hear is "common dude who's gonna waste time just to caste our vote"...i mean u dont have the tym to choose ur representative but u have all the time to blame them for what not...!!! n also u dont execute your franchise but u ask for what not from the govt..!!
we blame the city authority for not keeping the city clean n even cant take steps towards the keeping it clean.....but do we for atleast once thk what we do....we litter where ever we want to...n also sum ppl spit where ever n when ever they like....even worse they even pee as thou they are doin it in der bathrooms...!! n for al dis what we ultimately do is blame it upon the officials saying they cant keeps the city neat n tidy...!!!
n yup how can u forget about the religious divide...a few days back i was just having a verbal exchange n i hear dis "i dunno y do u get this paper this is religious...it prints only anti Hindu messages" i mean give me a break...a paper for god sake...that 2 a paper which is well established n of national repute...!!! n also the news channels which make a mountain out of a mole hole...n worst thing is that we keep seeing it the whole day n believe in what ever they show us without bothering to know if it has even a lil bit of truth in it...!!!
now about the most interesting thing that the vr all interested in technology n gadgets....what the hell dude in US its already been released almost 6 months ago...shit man its not stil here....our country is sucha waste da...!!!common u just cant expect to compete with US or any other fully developed country as of now...n if soo then do it every sphere na...for example the traffic rules there is v strict n u can just get over without paying the proper fine like how u do here....y dont u follow them also....??? also 'omg u must see the roads there dude n the traffic system...they r soo in place....' the traffic system here wouldnt hav been in sucha bad shape if v would have followed it atleast a little....bt wt v jus do is dude any way no one follows soo then y we...??? can u break the rules der?? can u jus cross the road when the signal is red or when ur in a hurry just break the signal n make the escape...!! wen u do all those stuff i dont u have any rights to blame it on the country...its u who are making it like this...!!!
there are still many many issues to discuss n u can go on n on n on with the topics but the main underlining point which i want to make here is "if v as citizens of the country dont think gud n positively for our country then who will??? n how can u think about the development n advancement by just sitting n throwing comments in air....like this nothing is gonna happen to this country....also u cant except others to have a good repute towards our country...i mean how can u coz u only dont have it....then how 'll other nations look upon us...they 'll obviously look at us as underlying dogs...!!!
now u mite be wondering 'm talking as thou u must advance soo that u can make big changes to help the country move towards becoming more fast pace in development in all spheres...NO 'm just asking u guys to take those small little steps which can help...like just following those small traffic rules or just buy keeping the surroundings clean, by not littering n many more small things.....if each n every body start thking in this way surely it 'll work wonders...
now the most important thing....guys this is country u reside in soo no matter in what ever way is it its very important to accept it n get in a path to make it better...!!!

PS: this is only ma opinion n i dont believe that everybody's view 'll be de same...!!!noo hard feelings[even if u have any i dont give a damn...!!! ;) ]

RAM-O-MANIA

as all 4 of us(me mama moron n of course picku alias ram alias rama) sit in our very own adda[tats ice burg wch is a lil bit congested bt v lik it as vr de nly customers der n v gt special attention ;)]....
as usual me n moron go thro de menu card even thou we know what vr going 2 order dis guy sits(picku is apparently whom vr talking abt)... n jus sits quite nt uttering a word(afraid 2 open his mouth...may be thks his heart ma spill out)....n yeh tats wt kept me wondering whether he cld hav seriously hav sumthng in his heart......
as v decide wt 2 eat n u ask him,he alwys says wt eva u guys say tats it not a word more or less....wch makes every1 wonder wt is dis guy up2??
he usualy is alwys online n der comes de spark or de clue....may be a net pal(dis guy can nly hav a net pal coz he doesnt even talk a word wen is front of dem unlike wid us,he atleast utters a few..!!!)..
as de guy serves us our usual burgers with de cokes(widout wch moron n mama apparently cant live)....i keep wondering is it jus pals or sumthng els n who is it...???!!! :O
jus den like a lightening in de sky i gt a thgt in ma mind....ANNA{u knw who it is rite... ;)}......yeh de name kept pricking ma mind(jus lik a thorn on ma hand)...
yup he hd tol sumthng abt her a few days wen v al hd met up n even sheki ws present i guess...!!!dis guy is a net freak n if u meet him online u jus meet a diff picku all together n may be dis ws a result of tat....further he hd said tat she ws frm his coll nly...
as days went by u cld catch if on net al de time n he wldn come outside as frequently as he used 2....may be sumthng realy fishy huh,hmmmmm....!!!!!
den on a saturday mrn u cal up is house(as bloody fellow doesn hav a mob wch makes life diff for us more than 2 him),tring tring...tring tring......de phone rings....his mom picks up de cal:me:ramprakash idana(is he at home)?
mom:illa pa..avnu college ge hogidhane.....(nope he hs gone 2 col..)
me:sari thank u...
dhud...i keep de phone....bt again college on saturday tat 2 on a holiday....hmmm strange is wt it ws den....bt nw it ws getting a little clearer....he ws going der fr sumthng els bt bloody he hadn tol us nythng abt it......n dis is wt makes it clearer....he cals up n tells he hd gone 2 pick up hall ticket...bt they didn give it n he went wid his frnds 2 movie...frnds or jus a frnd....n jus a frnd or a gal frnd.......hmmm things wer getting cheesy nw......
de guy who ws v shy n not outgoing is nw actaully going out... :O,
jus lik another day he ws online n ws chattin wid her....he ws der engrossed in her thoughts as de conversation went on wid all de romantic touch u cld get wen ur chatting.....things were really wch wer beyond our imagination jus den a loud sounds comes on hos comp......DING....who de f**k is it is wt his 1st thoughts are(struggling to come our de other thoughts wch he ws soo indulged in)....n den der de dreamz shatter by a bloody person cald abhinav... ;)(de spoil sport)...n tats wen he realises tat he ws in his dream land(as he hd nthg 2 do on net n dozed of into his dreams...)finally realising tat he ws back live again....he buzzed me again wid lotta of curses in his mind(even thou nt uttering even 1 at me fr playing spoil sport)......n life's becomes de usual again atleast fr tat moment...
bt still de puzzle needs to be solved whether is it real or jus a dream.....???????!!!!!!!!!!!(picku plz clear our doubts and be honest...)

P.S:all characters and events are fictitious and any resemblances to anybody alive or dead is purely INTENTIONAL....!!!!!!

HELLO GUYS n GALS...!!!

yup its me nly......nw der aint ny reason 2 make al those wierd faces n wondering hard abt "hw cum dis guy doin dis stuff...??".......
uc i hav bcum as jobless as u guys r soo thgt mite do sumthng rather than chumma sitting lik hw ur.....soo here it is.....!!!!!

jus sit over n njoy......hav a nice time......!!!!!
keep in touch(dis means be active n reply 2 topics)....... ;)